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WHY AREN’T THEY CLASSIFIED AS A SUBSPECIES OF SEAGULL I LIVE 50 MILES FROM THE NEAREST BEACH THOSE FUCKERS ARE NOT...
fucking seagulls, horning in on my food n’ shit when I’m trying to eat.